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Bust
Measure around the fullest part of your bust. Run the tape under your arms and straight across your shoulder blades.

Waist
To find your waist, bend to one side and measure where you bend. (That's today's workout sorted!)

Hips
Your hips are about 20cm down from your waist. It's the fullest part that you need to measure.

Inside Leg
Meaure from the top of your inside leg to just below the ankle.

Petite Sizes
Our Petite sized garments are designed to fit women at a height of approximately 161.5cm (5ft 3in) and under. Our regular body measurements will remain true to size, but you will find the length of the garment, waist positioning and sleeve length will change, to cater for a shorter proportions.

Chest
Measure around the fullest part - place the tape close under your arms and make sure it's flat across your back.

Waist
To find your natural waist, bend to one side and measure where you bend. No cheatin' boys or it won't fit!

Inside Leg
Measure from the top of your inside leg to just below the ankle

Tailored Fit
Our new Tailored Fit shirts offers a more tailored fit across the shoulders and sleeves than our Regular men's shirts. You will find the body is more fitted, for a slimmer look, making it easier to wear under blazers and waistcoats. Our regular body measurements will remain consistent across both Regular and Tailored shirts, but the fit will vary accordingly.

Joe’s remarkable bedding can be found in our homeware range, in offerings of single, double, king size and super king sizes. Finding the right size of bedding is essential to make sure you sleep in comfort - and style! Unsure of which size bedding you need? No worries, we’re on hand.

Fitted Sheets
For fitted sheets that fit your bed like a glove, measure your mattress at home. The width of most mattresses should correspond to the size guide below. If you either have a non-standard sized bed, find it to be in between sizes, or have a slightly deeper mattress, then size-up your fitted sheet for a quality fit. Our fitted sheets come in a standard depth of 25cm.

Duvet Covers
Duvet covers should be measured against your duvet, so if you’re unsure of your duvet size, measure the width and length to find the right size for you.

Pillow Cases
Our pillowcases come in a standard-sized 75cm x 50cm, which fit a standard plump pillow.